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Saturday, June 9, 2007

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Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide

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Study: Many Oregonians Too Fat For Unassisted Suicide

PORTLAND—A disturbing percentage of Oregonians are too large to ascend a footstool, too inflexible to kick it away, and too heavy to dangle from an ill-fitting rope, according to a study released last week by OHSU health experts and social welfare specialists.

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